Dear Diary,
I think I cured AIDS this morning.
I was in the bathroom, right after emptying my bowels of my organically-grown-by-blind-children yams and Fair Trade spinach, when I decided to do an experiment. I mixed one part Head & Shoulders with two parts Listerine and a small drop of contact lens ointment. It has not been clinically tested yet, but I'm pretty sure it will do the trick.
Now for global poverty. I'm thinking Herbal Essences and Colgate?
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